Did you know that 10 out of 10 late capitalist cultures are clinically desiccated?

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“...IF WE WERE TRULY NOTHING BUT MEMBERS OF A CONSUMER SOCIETY WE WOULD NO LONGER LIVE IN A WORLD AT ALL WE WOULD SIMPLY BE DRIVEN BY A PROCESS IN WHOSE EVER-RECURRING CYCLES THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR.” -Hannah Arendt