Practice Safe-Sense.
Saint Profanus’ ultra-lubricated-smooth-glide sensorial prophylactics give you all the pleasure, with no conceptual chafing.

“...IF WE WERE TRULY NOTHING BUT MEMBERS OF A CONSUMER SOCIETY WE WOULD NO LONGER LIVE IN A WORLD AT ALL WE WOULD SIMPLY BE DRIVEN BY A PROCESS IN WHOSE EVER-RECURRING CYCLES THINGS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR.” -Hannah Arendt